Thursday, 16 April 2009

Boys Own Guide on How to Thwart the Terrorist

Good Morning boys. Will you settle down to this morning's lesson?

This is our way of life that we are protecting. Keep our mothers and children safe.

Check your neighbours' wheelie bins for material that can be used to make bombs to destroy our way of life.

Remember to be always alert to the nefarious intentions of the terrorists who live in our midst. Britain expects every citizen to do their duty.

Sir, is that why Gaza looks like this? Have they got many terrorists in their country? Is it because the citizens did not do their duty?
Will you keep quiet and sit down!
Our next lesson is about The Holocaust and the Second World War.

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