This is the voice of the colonized against the coloniser - using their language to turn the tables on them! It has always been my desire as an English language teacher that the language my students learn will not only help them to succeed in their career but to arm them against doublespeak and double standards.
Secondly, in the realm of politics we can always depend on Antony's speech at Julius Caesar's funeral in Act 3 Scene 2 of 'Julius Caesar' . It is a most exquisite speech in putting down a political foe ; Brutus.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones.
In the end Antony succeeded in riling up the crowd leaving Brutus to cling on to the hope that they will listen to reason.
But we do have our own Bard, a playwright and dramatist like William Shakespeare.
P. Ramlee was also a songwriter, an actor, a singer, a director and his perceptions and observations of human nature in our part of the world are second to none - he surpasses, in my opinion - many academic dissertations and pontifications about our society of yesterday, today and tomorrow!
Here is my perception of Sandiwara Satu Malaysia with the help of P.Ramlee's genius.
Fifty-eight years after Merdeka, this country can be likened to basikal cabuk tak pernah gosok, tayer kempis, roda bengkok ....
Hai Melayu ooops! bujang lapok tak boleh harap,
Basikal (Negara) cabuk dah naik kurap.
Baru putus hai urat sarap (Rakyat)
Masuk angin (duit) keluar asap (hutang)
Bujang lapuk (Malaysians per se) loyar buruk (the cerdikpandai and leaders)
Sana sini hai bikin sibuk.
Naik basikal semacam berok (Seperti beruk diberi bunga).
Takda kerja (loads of investments) tolak abok ( chiak boh liau - eat until cannot finish).
It takes quite a strong man to ride a bicycle with two passengers :one in front and another in the rear. It's quite similar to trying to manage this multi-racial, multi-religious, multi-lingual, multi-conniving, multi-greedy nation !
If we go back to P.Ramlee's archive it's easy to note how naively innocent our rakyat-forefathers were. They were schooled mainly in Arabic and Malay.
But P. Ramlee's words carry a sting in the tail - "Jin dengan mambang tak jauh!"
It's hard to tell the difference between the crooks and the financial wizards, between the promises of UMNO, PKR, PAS and DAP! They're just a load of mambang tanah, jin mata buta and jin pakai toncet. As for the sneering and self-righteous Pak Abu - we have them in abundance in the educational institutions, in the NGOs and the social media.
We are now proud to claim that the rakyat of Malaysia are no more buta kayu, buta huruf, but sad to say we are still plagued with buta akal.
For the Malay elites and the Malays who migrated to the urban areas, they had the benefit of an English language education. This is P. Ramlee looking at the Melayu celup which later evolved into Mayonnaise Malays.
"Iblis Tonic, mana ada Tuan? said the brow-beaten Malay-speaking waiter.
Along came Merdeka in 1957 and Malaysia in 1963 - P. Ramlee contributed a patriotic song Keroncong Kuala Lumpur.
He sang the right words but you can't pull the wool over his eyes.....
Call it democracy or dictatorship - power and wealth will always be concentrated in the few. For Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), "Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."
However, some of the "people" in Malaysia have a propensity for never getting enough - sikit kasi banyak minta .........
......... "If you're a bird on the wing, I'll get you with my arrow: if you're a fish, I'll lure you into my net: and if you're a hoity-toity princess, I'll impress you with my flying horse."
Arrows, fishing nets, flying horses, dividends, shares, property, titles, financial fiefdoms and fat foreign accounts - these are the rewards awaiting for those who 'kasi' and 'minta'.
Sometimes this can take take the shape of bona fide professional financial arrangements : persuasions for setting up joint companies and mergers and various globalized forms of perks and handouts.
I dearly wish we could have more of such experiences as seen in P. Ramlee's Ali Baba Bujang Lapok - to hear an outcry like this ...
Celaka punya penyamun.
Bikin rusak-lah ana punya program.
AL FATIHA for Allahyarham P. Ramlee. You were the brightest star in our sky - you went too soon but you left behind a great legacy - to smite the vanity, arrogance and ignorance of your bangsa with a deft touch of wit and good humour.
I'll conclude with P. Ramlee's song of despair and faithlessness - a fitting comparison with the plight of Bangsa Melayu in the 21st century.
Ku sangka kapal di tengah laut. Semerah lah padi.
Rupa nya karam ranjau yang ganas. Semerah lah padi.