Thursday, 23 July 2015

"Pendekar Melayu Lapok" (with apologies to the brilliant Allahyarham P. Ramlee)

England's greatest bard is William Shakespeare.  He is often quoted to illustrate political shenanigans, hypocrisies and  'over-riding ambition'  that persist in our civilized world.  My favourite quote is Caliban's retort to Miranda in the Tempest.

This is the voice of the colonized against the coloniser - using their language to turn the tables on them!  It has always been my desire as an English language teacher that the language my students learn will not only help them to succeed in  their career but to arm them against doublespeak and double standards.

Secondly, in the realm of politics we can always depend on Antony's speech at Julius Caesar's funeral in Act 3 Scene 2 of  'Julius Caesar' .  It is a most exquisite speech in putting down a political foe ; Brutus.


Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones.


In the end Antony succeeded in riling up the crowd leaving Brutus to cling on to the hope that they will listen to reason.

But we do have our own Bard, a playwright and dramatist like William Shakespeare.
P. Ramlee was also a songwriter, an actor, a singer, a director and his perceptions and observations of human nature in our part of the world are second to none - he surpasses, in my opinion - many academic dissertations and pontifications about our society of yesterday, today and tomorrow!

Here is my perception of  Sandiwara Satu Malaysia with the help of P.Ramlee's genius.

Fifty-eight years after  Merdeka, this country can be likened to basikal cabuk tak pernah gosok, tayer kempis, roda bengkok ....

Hai Melayu ooops! bujang lapok tak boleh harap,
Basikal (Negara) cabuk dah naik kurap.
Baru putus hai urat sarap (Rakyat)
Masuk angin (duit) keluar asap (hutang)

Bujang lapuk (Malaysians per se) loyar buruk (the cerdikpandai and leaders)
Sana sini hai bikin sibuk.
Naik basikal semacam berok (Seperti beruk diberi bunga).
Takda kerja (loads of investments) tolak abok ( chiak boh liau - eat until cannot finish).

It takes quite a strong man to ride a bicycle with two passengers :one in front and another in the rear.  It's quite similar to  trying to manage this multi-racial, multi-religious, multi-lingual, multi-conniving, multi-greedy nation !

If we go back to P.Ramlee's archive it's easy to note how naively innocent  our rakyat-forefathers were.  They were schooled mainly in Arabic and Malay.

But P. Ramlee's words carry a sting in the tail - "Jin dengan mambang tak jauh!"

It's hard to tell the difference between the crooks and the financial wizards, between the promises of UMNO, PKR, PAS and DAP!  They're just a load of  mambang tanah, jin mata buta and jin pakai toncet.  As for the sneering and self-righteous Pak Abu - we have them in abundance in the educational institutions, in the NGOs and the social media.

We are now proud to claim that the rakyat of Malaysia are no more buta kayu, buta huruf, but sad to say we are still plagued with buta akal.

For the Malay elites and the Malays who migrated to the urban areas, they had the benefit of an English language education.  This is P. Ramlee looking at the Melayu celup which later evolved into  Mayonnaise Malays.

"Iblis Tonic, mana ada Tuan?  said the brow-beaten Malay-speaking waiter.

  Along came Merdeka in 1957 and Malaysia in 1963 - P. Ramlee contributed a patriotic song  Keroncong Kuala Lumpur.

He sang the right words but you can't pull the wool over his eyes.....

Call it democracy or dictatorship - power and wealth will always be concentrated in the few.  For Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), "Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."

However, some of the "people" in Malaysia  have a propensity for never getting enough - sikit kasi banyak minta  .........

.........  "If you're a bird on the wing, I'll get you with my arrow: if you're a fish, I'll lure you into my net: and if you're a hoity-toity princess, I'll impress you with my flying horse."

Arrows, fishing nets, flying horses, dividends, shares, property, titles, financial fiefdoms and fat foreign accounts - these are the rewards awaiting for those who 'kasi' and 'minta'.

Sometimes this  can take take the shape of bona fide  professional financial arrangements : persuasions for setting up joint companies and mergers and various globalized forms of  perks and handouts.

I dearly wish we could have more of such experiences as seen in P. Ramlee's Ali Baba Bujang Lapok - to hear an outcry like this ...

Celaka punya penyamun.
Bikin rusak-lah ana punya program.

AL FATIHA for Allahyarham P. Ramlee.  You were the brightest star in our sky - you went too soon but you left behind a great legacy - to smite the vanity, arrogance and ignorance of your bangsa with a deft touch of wit and good humour.

I'll conclude with  P. Ramlee's song of despair and faithlessness - a fitting comparison with the plight of  Bangsa Melayu in the 21st century.

Ku sangka kapal di tengah laut.  Semerah lah padi.
Rupa nya karam ranjau yang ganas. Semerah lah padi.

Sunday, 19 July 2015

Another Hari Raya

On 1 Syawal  as we celebrate Hari Raya it is worthwhile to re-connect with what Ramadan was all about.  To quote Shaykh Sadullah Khan ( 30.6.2015) :  As we undertake the physical and spiritual responsibility of fasting in the blessed month of Ramadan, we reflect on the words of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) who said :  "Your practice of faith will not be correct unless your actions are correct, and your actions will not be considered correct unless your heart is correct."

A "correct heart" I think will find room to ponder on matters that rise above and beyond our personal needs and wants for salvation and success in this world and the hereafter.

Firstly, where are our hearts in recalling the 2014 (July to late August) attack on Gaza by the Israelis?

Israeli army reservist officer in a Jerusalem cafe wearing a T-shirt referring to the Israeli forces' operations in Gaza. From Mail Online 13 Aug 2014 

Aftermath of an Israeli Armed Forces "Operation" in Gaza last year.

"Home sweet home" in Gaza after the Israeli forces left.

Compassion fatigue??

That should not be part of the Muslim's vocabulary.  Especially during Ramadan when we are supposed to  feel empathy with the poor and hungry of the world, where is our belas kasihan  
and Sedekah  for this forsaken land and people?

Please, please do not repeat this rejoinder from worshippers at a surau in Johor during the attacks on Bosnian Muslims by Christian Serbs (1992-1994): "This is God's punishment on them because they are not good Muslims!"

Here's a little snippet on how Gazans prepare for Ramadan.  It bears comparison to the forgotten flood victims in Kelantan.

Secondly, closer to home.    Malaysia is a rich nation, compared to many Third World countries. Bangla Deshis, Indonesians, Cambodians, Nepalis, Vietnamese, Sri Lankans, Myanmarese, and Indians flock to Malaysia for employment and sometimes settlement (legal or illegal).

Why then - seven months after the devastation of the east coast by the floods of December 2014 - are these victims still homeless, still living like the flotsam and jetsam after the floods?

No, this is not a Poster for "Visit Malaysia Year"  - it's a family, victims of last year's floods,  berbuka puasa in their tent.

As for the 80,000 who attended the PM's Open House,  the 30,000 guests of the DPM and the 20,000 at the Johor ruler's palace, how do you fancy a visit to this family to wish them Selamat Hari Raya?

This neglect is CRIMINAL!    Shame on you Malaysia!

I wonder, if this catastrophe had occurred in the plush and wealthy parts of Kuala Lumpur or Georgetown or Johor Baru, would the picture, seven months later. be the same??

How many committee meetings and ceramahs would it take to bring an end to this ignominy?

On this 2015 Hari Raya, nothing rhymes.

Sunday, 28 June 2015

A little less conversation, please.

I always make it a rule not to get caught in a conversation with some one sitting next to me  during a long haul flight..  Firstly, how do you extricate yourself from listening to and coping with a fellow passenger who wants to keep on nattering for the duration of a 13-hour journey?  Secondly, you have to get through the usual rigmarole of  having to answer queries about  yourself, your career - almost your whole life  to a stranger...and what's more, you'll be talking within earshot of at least a dozen other passengers (assuming they're not wired up)!

Well, during the recent  MAS flight to KL, I found myself within earshot of a conversation between two passengers sitting to my left.

One was a young, yuppy Chinese lass who had earlier been told off  by another passenger for shouting at him over luggage space in the overhead compartment.   Tempers get frayed when passengers begin to arrange themselves and their hand paraphernalia as soon as they get to their seats.  Passengers nowadays do bring in more and bigger hand luggage  than stipulated by the airlines and this results in a scramble for space and 'invasions' into other overhead compartments which are not within their 'territory'.  It's the ultimate Kiasu in the air!

Her neighbour was a middle-aged Chinese man, a seasoned traveller on the route.  We had met him earlier when we were waiting to be herded into the plane.  The spouse noticed the boxes of Kelloggs cornflakes in his open paperbag.  "You've got the real thing in there - they are much nicer than the ones in KL", the spouse said to him with a smile. 

He returned the smile and wistfully replied, "I had to get this for my son - they were the last two boxes on the shelf !"

"How old is your son?".  I asked.

He replied, "32!"  and we all shared a good laugh.

As the journey began and all the passengers had  settled down,  the two passengers to my left  were going through the motion of getting to know each other.  She was Malaysian like him and had been working in the City in London for the past ten years and was now heading for KL to start a new job as a Financial/Investment  Officer with Khazanah.  She was asking him for tips about buying property in KL, about how she made a good  move in buying a 2-room apartment (not a flat) in the Docklands  and how property prices in London are going through the roof right now.  "Is it the same in KL?  Which condominiums would make the best buy and a remunerative investment?."

While drifting in and out of sleep I picked up ( I couldn't help it.  I was sitting and sleeping next to them!!!) more insights into the life and times and wealth-making tips from two obviously well-heeled, middle class Malaysian Chinese.  It seemed the middle-aged man flew frequently into London, where he and his sons owned a couple of properties.   He has been to Lisbon, Milan, Egypt etc etc.  And they both exchanged views about their visits to various cities in Europe and interestingly to some  mosques in Istanbul, Damascus and Cairo.  Good for them - they didn't travel just for the sake of shopping in pricey department stores.

But I wonder, would they be interested in visiting some of the old (and new) mosques in their own country?  Also, do mosques in Malaysia allow entry (of course not during prayer times) of non-Muslim visitors as in other countries in the Middle East?

When we were travelling in the Nilgiri Hills in India in the late 1980s, we visited an Adivasi village.  We approached their little temple, but because I was a female I was not allowed to enter.

The two priests are on the right.

I acknowledged and respected their belief and waited outside while the spouse went in accompanied by the priests,

(Which brings me to an amusing piece of news about the behaviour of  tourists in London.)

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I think the insolent pup got what he deserved!

On arriving at KLIA we had a long long wait (over an hour) for our luggage to arrive on the carousel. With the delay, we worried about being able to get the right taxi - the last time we arrived at KLIA (November 2014) we could only get a taxi/van for 8 passengers because KLIA Taxi Service had run out of normal taxis!!   This time they ran out of the normal limo and so it had to be the  Luxury Limo which set us back by MYR 238.  ( One GBP = MYR 5.9)

Just to be bloody-minded, I decided to make a comparison of the cost of a taxi from Airport to home in KL and in Leicester.

1.  The distance between Leicester and Heathrow is 162 km, and it's 78.4 km between KLIA and Setiawangsa.

2.  The taxi fare to Heathrow from Leicester is GBP110 and it's GBP40 from KLIA to STW. Therefore per km you pay 51p in Malaysia and 67p in England.    So far, so good.

3.  BUT  petrol costs GBP 1.16 / litre in England.  In Malaysia it's 34p/ litre - just about 1/3 of the price in England!  

I suppose taxi operators in Leicester could pick up a few tips from their counterparts in Kuala Lumpur.  

But that's a digression.

The journey from KLIA to STW proved to be just as interesting as the flight from London.  We had a very helpful and courteous taxi driver.   When we got into his taxi, the driver just got on with his job while we sat back to admire the night lights of Sepang highway.    We like it when we can be left alone in the vehicle and not be interrogated about our marital status, our whereabouts, our number of children/grandchildren, our occupation and so on and so forth.   And our taxi driver did just that!

I then asked Iain about the time and as he was in the dark the driver very kindly looked at the clock on his dashboard to tell us the time.  He then, without sounding too quizzy enquired where we came from.  From then on, the conversation took on a very interesting turn.  David (the taxi driver) did most of the talking and we were given a fascinating insight into the head and heart of a working class Malaysian Chinese.

David had been driving his taxi for the past 5 years.  Prior to that he had been working in Hong Kong and China as a Sales Rep for a Hong Kong company.  He met his wife in Xichuan and his first child was born in China.  He decided to come home because of his father's failing health and as the only son he felt it was his duty to take over his father's job - as a taxi driver. Years ago, when he was working abroad, he was proud to call himself a Malaysian - those were the years when the Prime Minister of Malaysia was Dr Mahathir.    He now feels that so many things are going wrong in Malaysia and everything seem to be turning bad and so many Malaysians are feeling unhappy and angry - especially with corrupt shenanigans in high places.      1MDB figured prominently in his discontent.

He talked about the hassle he went through to get a Visa for his China-born wife.  When we told him how applicants for ILR (Indefinite Leave to Remain) in UK  - equivalent to a PR status in Malaysia - had to take an English Language Test and a "Life in UK" test (see sample questions at the end of this posting), he was quite surprised to learn how the rules in Malaysia are so undemanding.

He also talked about the rising cost of living in Malaysia .   We countered with some comments about the UK.   We told him what we had to pay for Council Tax (the equivalent of a house assessment tax in Malaysia), our water supply, gas, electricity and phone, and the cost of bus fare and fuel - he was quite shocked. When he asked about health facilities, we mentioned free health care provided by the NHS - but also told him how cutbacks and lack of funding for the NHS was becoming a great concern for the British public.  The elderly for instance had to wait on trolleys for hours before they could be given a bed in a ward.  Unless it's a dire emergency you had to wait 3-4 days before you could see your GP and even then the surgery would ask you to go straight to the A and E Unit at the hospital where you can expect to wait 5 hours or more before you get to see a doctor.

"Wow", he said.  "My father had to have a heart by-pass.  At a private hospital he would have to pay $36,000.  But the government hospital in Seremban sent him to IJN for the operation which came to just 1/6 of the cost at the private hospital."  He further added how IJN took good care of his father  during and after the operation.  He went on to describe  how the maternity unit of the Seremban Government Hospital (where his second child was born) was far, far superior to the private hospital in China where his first-born was delivered.  He was almost gushing about the postnatal services that his wife received.

To David, health and education facilities matter very much and on those two concerns he realised that Malaysians are very lucky.  But there was one thing that worried him.  His eldest son attends a Chinese medium Sekolah Kebangsaan.  He was concerned that the teaching of history is not up to par, not like what he received when he was studying at St Xavier in Seremban.  His son's history  (according to David) was mainly about   Twin Towers and Proton.  David exclaimed "What about 'Kesultanan Melaka" and Hang Tuah?'    And this from a young Chinese who had said, early in the conversation (and with no idea that I was Malay): "I am Chinese Malaysian, and I accept that we are a different case to Malay Malaysians - we should not expect the same rights."

Spoken like a true Malaysian !!!

What an experience for a grumpy-ole- Scottish/English-git and a moaning-ole-Malay-maverick-minnie.

What a difference from our last long haul flight on MAS.

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Samples of questions for the compulsory Life in UK test - to qualify for Indefite Leave to Remain

1.  Which two names are given to the period before the Norman Conquest?
2.  Which of these statements about the Crimean War is correct?
3.  At what age did Queen Victoria become Queen of the United Kingdom?
4.  TRUE or FALSE :  Most paramilitary groups in Northern Ireland have now decommissioned their arms and are inactive.
4.  Why did the United States enter the Second World War in December 1941?

The passing mark for the tests must be at least 75%.

For your information the English Language Test includes  a speaking and listening qualification at B1 CEFR  (CEFR = Common European Framework of Reference for Languages) level AND even if you have GCSE in English, it is not recognised as it doesn't test speaking and listening skills.

And oh yes, you have to pay for each Test you take.  And if you fail, you just try and try and pay and pay again.

And that makes me wonder - during the pre-Independence period, what conditions and requirements were necessary to become a Malayan citizen?

Here's a little pome to end this posting :


'Why of the sheep do you not learn peace?'
'Because I don't want you to shear my fleece.'

William Blake (1757 - 1827)

Sunday, 14 June 2015

On Se Quitte Toujours - We always leave

The packing's done. The house has been put to bed.

In 4 hours' time Yasir (Wania's Baba) will  take us to Heathrow  to catch MAS at 2000 hours.

We always leave
And the page is turned
To new  familiar faces
We look in turn.

And is believed to discover
The sun rises
And we see bloom again
The flowers of a new dream."

Farewell to Jack  and his garden and the heady days of summer.
Jack and spouse and Stanley

We'll be welcomed (I hope) with open paws by ...

TRUSTY RUSTY - who was warded again a month ago.
SHY AND RETICENT SOCKS (photo taken by my brother Mus)

.......  and in time for a peaceful Ramadan for all.

Friday, 12 June 2015

Kudos and Brickbats and Pontianak

KUDOS to Malaysia for taking immediate action against the  European showoffs  (even if it's only 4 out of 10) for their blatant display of arrogance and contempt for local beliefs and culture on Mount Kinabalu, Sabah.

 I wonder - what if some Malaysians  (male and female) peeled off their clothes and urinated  at .....

Petroglyphs Park Woodview, Ontario (Photo by Robin L. Lyke)

Maeshowe, Orkney Islands - part of a UNESCO World Heritage Site - just like Mount Kinabalu.

... and
Assen Megalithic Site (Netherlands) containing granite 5,500 year old burial mounds.

Do read

It seemed that Ms Eleanor Hawkins, aged 23,  a graduate in aeronautical engineering,  was quite 'upset' and 'distressed' , according to her father.  Being arrested is 'not a situation she's been in before'!. Oh dear, how many times have she and her 9 comrades  been in situations where they go starkers just for the hell of it!

Because this news item referred to Malaysia, I always get very curious about the comments contributed in The Independent.  This is because ....

Extract from MORI social research institute  "You are what you read" by Bobby Duffy and Laura Rowden
..... as seen from the research above, the readership of The Independent is not made up of the 'great unwashed'  and the hoi polloi.  The last-mentioned inhabit papers like The Sun and the Daily Star.  As for The Independent,  46% of the readers come from the top A/B class ( Higher, intermediate managerial administration, professional occupations who make up 22% of the population)  and 36% from the C1 class  (Supervisory, clerical and junior managerial, administrative, professional occupations making up 30.8% of UK's population).

Quite a number of the comments were quite sympathetic to the distress of the people in Sabah.  There were others who were simply bigoted and pig ignorant.

But , as I expected, any news pertaining to Malaysia never fail to bring out a good dose of  Malay-Muslim bashing, a favourite pre-occupation of the 'liberals' in UK's media.

The irony of it  - Malaysia  (a "muslim majority country notorious for discriminating against every other race and any other religion" ) -  is adamantly critical of the insult and distress heaped on her native and Christian  population in Sabah and took immediate action to bring these miscreants to justice.

 KUDOS to Singapore for taking swift action against 16 year-old Amos Yee ...

.... for 'crossing the line between freedom and offence' (Chia Boon Teck).  In March this year he was arrested - facing multiple criminal charges -  when on You Tube he called Lee Kuan Yew a "horrible person". made an offensive drawing of Lee Kuan Yew and Margaret Thatcher having sex and went on to describe Jesus and the late Lee Kuan Yew as both "power hungry and malicious'.

He's out on bail of GBP9,800 and faces a fine and up to three years jail if found guilty.

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To quote a Singapore lawyer Chia Boon Teck, Amos Yee's "utterance against Christians amounted to a 'deliberate intent to wound religious feelings'  ".

BRICKBATS to Malaysia for allowing Alvin Tan and other mainly non-Malay and non-Muslim cybertroopers to get away with  'utterances' against Islam and Muslims  with a 'deliberate intent to wound religious feelings'.

Like the 16 year-old Amos Yee,  Alvin and the other hate-mongers were citizens of the country they deliberately offended.


As I finish this posting, Leicester time is 6.48 am.  I don't think I will find time to read up on Malaysian news.   I have to get on with preparations for another peregrination - to balek kampung - to my tanah air  riddled with Pontianaks!

Thursday, 4 June 2015

Living and Laughing in Leicester

When I left  AsH.blogspot on Friday, I said I was going out to smell the roses. Well, I didn't have to step out of the house because ........

...... as is normal with Jack - when he comes for dinner - he always brings me a bunch of flowers from his garden and this time it's a posy of roses.  He must have been reading my mind.

That was a feast for my eyes and nose.

And here's the dessert for my eyes and ears.

When we got back to Leicester in March, little Wania had departed for Pakistan to visit her grandparents  with her Mum and Dad and little sister Iman.

This was Wania and Dadi in April 2013.

This is a video of Wania in Pakistan about a month ago - praying with her Mum.




Here's a lesson  for Wania and Iman about living and laughing in Leicester, their hometown.


Dint expect yer this early.

Come on in then.

D'yer wanna cob or oat?  (Would you like a roll or something?)

Pack it in!  (Stop doing that)

Giz it now!  ( Give me that, please!)

Gerroff or else! (Get off or I'll call the police)

And here's Leicester folks having a good day out on 22 February 2015 watching the controlled demolition of the much-hated Leicester City Council Offices in the City Centre.

Do perk your ear for a bit of Leicester exclamation at 1.55 on the video.


Friday, 29 May 2015

FIFA - fo-fum, I smell the ...........

Remember the Giant's song in the fairy tale "Jack and the Beanstalk" ?

I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive , or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.


I'm sick and tired of the never-ending news in the print and electronic media - especially Channel 4 and ITV3 - revealing the financial shenanigans in FIFA .  As if there's no other significant news and grief affecting the world to report on.

Corruption in the world of sports is no gob-smacking issue.  FIFA has been the subject of scrutiny for years - though they seem to have a teflon-like skin.    And it's not so different to the powers-that-be turning a blind eye to other scandals and depravities, both financial and moral.

For instance, crimes like paedophilia have been swept under the carpet for yonks.  In the Catholic Church paedophiles have been tucked away and protected by the establishment for decades; and what about the 4,000 infants buried in unmarked and unconsecrated graves in a septic tank within the grounds of a home for unwed mothers run by Catholic nuns from 1925-1961?


Just yesterday, there came another revelation of institutional child sex abuse going back decades - this time in the Methodist Church.


Besides, secular institutions and non-religious characters are also capable of  "crimes of moral destruction"- especially in the entertainment media - Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Dave Lee Travis, the list goes on.  Such perfidy has also touched those who were elected representatives and defenders of democracy in the British Houses of Parliament.  Names like Cyril Smith, Rhodes Boyson, and Leon Brittan have cropped up again and again, together with stories of cover-ups by their Parliamentary peers, and the wider establishment.

Here in my home patch in Leicester there's the case of the Labour MP for Leicester West, Lord Greville Janner.

Decades ago, Leicester folks knew "it was a matter of office gossip that he liked boys, or young men in their mid-20s".

Lord Greville Janner of Braunstone

Here's an outline of  Lord Janner's "crime that will not speak its name".

From Mail Online 26 April 2015
Twenty two offences, nine victims.   But Lord Greville Janner's dementia got him off the hook.   Well, here's a comment in one of the newspaper reports regarding Janner's disability to be charged in court for sex offences .......

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Maybe Leicester needs an American style  FBI and State Department sponsored investigation???


And now we have the most recent knave of moral transgression - FIFA - as exposed by the FBI .


Here are four titillations to be considered.

1.  President Vladimir Putin argues that the criminal inquiry is aimed at ousting Sepp Blatter.... as punishment for continuing to support Russia as host for the 2018 World Cup.

2.  Why is the US policing  soccer,  ooops football?

Qatar beat US to the 2022 bid for the World Cup

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 According to a BBC report: "The pantheon of world soccer  [ooops, that word again]  has a new hero".    And who is it?     It's US Attorney General Loretta Lynch.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch


3.  Working in conjunction with US is Switzerland.   Switzerland has abandoned her banking secrecy provisions (now undertaken by Singapore and Hong Kong instead) and is no longer a heaven for tax evasion and money laundering; in addition, the Swiss Parliament recently classified heads of sporting associations as "politically exposed persons".     The Swiss now launch an investigation into Fifa over its "financial irregularities".   ("Traditionally," said The BBC, " Fifa has been subject to the vaguest legislation, its book-keeping standards needing to be no more rigorous than those of the village ski club" ).            

All well and good.     But ....what about that doyen of international banking, HSBC?  A report in February 2015 (in The Guardian) revealed how the Swiss failed to  supervise or control HSBC Swiss from hiding large sums of money paid in by drug runners, "politically exposed persons" like political figures and their relatives involved in corruption, money laundering, blood diamond trading, corrupt military sales and also the looters from the former Soviet Union.

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And as for the fourth titillation:

4.  According to Jason Ditz, "Already we're seeing a dramatic shift in focus for the FIFA conference, and the planned vote on suspending Israel for the mistreatment of Palestinians seems almost certain to be delayed".

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Predictable Postscript:

Heard the news an hour ago that Sepp Blatter was re-elected.  It does help when every country, however tiny or poor are given one vote each - just like USA or UK or Australia.

Also, as predicted, Israel was not kicked out of  FIFA.

Have a fragrant weekend.  I hope to go out and smell the roses.