Thursday, 26 November 2020

This is the country that Covid 19 built


The nursery rhyme 'The house that Jack built' was one of the Nursery Rhymes I learned during my colonial education.   (You can read the complete rhyme here:  This is the house that Jack built)

It begins with these lines.

This is the house that Jack built.

This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the rat, 

That ate the malt,

That lay in the house that Jack built.

It's a long rhyme with a bouncy repetitive beat that we kids loved to recite.   But this short bit is enough - for in those few lines it sums up the state of Malaysia.

We have too many rats (and it's not just because this is the Year of the Rat) that ravish and gorge on the bags and bags of 'Malt'  ( resources, opportunities, wealth) that Malaysia has to offer.

Ever since 1789, this nation has  operated and thrived on the basis of the SAS motto of  'Who dares, wins'.  Of course most would connect this to the ethos that to be a winner you have to be enterprising and courageous.

And this subscribes very much to the Judaeo-Christian philosophy/culture, as reflected in this 18th Century tract.


Figure 1

It's such crooked thinking to suggest that it requires little perseverance or exertion of labour to achieve the barest necessities of life. In the case of Malaysia, say that to the faces of the fishermen and rice farmers, the market and pasar tani stallholders, the hawkers and warung keepers, the FELDA pioneers, the road-sweepers, the Grab and Panda delivery service riders, the taxi drivers and bus drivers in the urban centres.  That 'luxuries' and their 'consumption' will inspire men to be more industrious is even more ridiculous - for what this actually does is to enable the 'persevering and industrious' to make big profits and then create indebtedness among the 'savage and uncivilized hordes' and the 'indolent and dissipated'.  And the Malays have been tarnished again and again by some of our brethren (and others) with that word 'indolent'.  

Well, what hope is there for an indolent Malay to become an entrepreneur owning 26 factories or so?

As always it's back to basics, back to the hard, raw data.

It looks like even the Hokkiens, on losing 'official support'  were 'hard-pressed to compete with the Portuguese' and had to play second fiddle.


Is there actually a dividing line between the huasheng and the huaqiao?  


The above came from :





Yesterday, I was appalled to learn this.






First we had the spike from Sabah, thanks to our bog-standard quality of politics, politicians and democracy in Malaysia.  Now we have contributors from our own home-grown bog-standard (?) entrepreneurs, the kind that J R McCulloch   (see Figure1 ) was rooting for in constructing a civilized and productive society.



Who and what is Top Glove?  But first, a song about an ant and rubber tree plants, a silly old ram and a billion kilowatt dam. Nothing's too daunting if you want to be Top Dog in any field of power and wealth.


                                         That's the spirit for entrepreneurs par excellence!

As for Top Glove, here's just a little window on its makeup.

From Wikipedia




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Yesterday, we ventured out for our usual Wednesday morning walk around the little lake at Sri Rampai followed by tosay at our favourite Mamak restaurant located within a shoplot of motor workshops and motor accessories shops.  On our way along Jalan Jelatek, I  saw a young lass ( I think she deserves the word 'lass', unlike our "Kota Kinabalu lass" -  5 November posting)  minding a little stall selling nasi lemak Gombak.  Jalan Jelatek is a busy, messy, gloomy, horrible road, which looks  like a scene from a dark Gothic movie. The massive construction of the 6-lane elevated highway is a ghastly scar on what was once a dual carriageway separated by a line of trees on the divider. 

Note the elevation of the flyover, about the height of 4 to 5 floors, and its proximity to the condominium on the right.


In all the years since 2007 when we were  driving along Jalan Jelatek, we have never, ever seen a single stall operating along this stretch.  It's such an unlikely place because of the heavy and fast traffic, because of the hideous flyover that blocks the sunlight.  You would not  expect any driver to stop to buy whatever you're selling.  But this child ( in the eyes of a 76 years-old AsH) was there, a solitary, forlorn and hopeful young woman.  In the midst of this cruel pandemic, she was trying her best to earn a little living for herself and her family.      

At 7.30 a.m., the traffic was all travelling on the far lanes, so few cars went past this lass and her stall.    Had she set up next to the busy lane, which was lined with bollards, few people would have been able to stop even if they wanted to    On the side she had sited her stall, there was room to operate - but there was virtually no traffic....and so almost no customers.      

We salute her, her immense courage and spirit.

This morning, we drove along that same stretch .....

A Kuala Lumpur road in the midst of rapacious 'development'.


There she sits, Putri Peniaga Melayu, surrounded by all the paraphernalia constructed by and which enriched the likes of Mr Koon Yew Yin and his entrepreneur-soul-mates.


I recall the words of Koon Yew Yin when he 'fretted' over what the hell is wrong with the Malays! And he was quite clever to quote the words of a Malay who does not wince at condemning his fellow Malays.  For Mr Koon, this is seperti bulan jatuh di riba!  This is indeed how the  Malays can be used to screw their fellow - Malays.  Aaaah si Luncai!!


One day, maybe, that young girl or her anak or cucu will be able to be more successful than Koon and his tong pao.  Maybe one day they will pick up the tactics and  tips from the writings and experience of the taukeh himself.



Or maybe Mr Koon would say "Oh yes. And pigs can fly".


However, my Putri Peniaga does not need to be a  Flying Pig.  She has to seek a life that is more meaningful than money can buy even as .....


Hasrat laksana tasik berlian,

Tidakkan hangus walau dibakar.

Tetap kuduga dalam lautan,

Biar terputus kail sejengkal.




We bought several packets of nasi lemak and karipap for our breakfast and our neighbours'.

As we left, I asked her to awas and jaga diri baik baik as this is not a safe place for a young girl to be on her own.  I hope she will be able to move to a more secure location.  As it is, the streets near us are already chocka-block full with stallholders desperately trying to make a living.  A year ago there were maybe ten; now there are at least fifty.   We get different groups of hopeful entrepreneurs during the early morning, midday and evening slots.  Furthermore some of our well-heeled middle class Malay neighbours are irritated because one of them has a problem getting her Mercedes through the clutter of customers at the stalls.  The other exclamed, "I thought this is an elite area!". 


Friday, 13 November 2020

Ik Neng Sar Si




Aiyah King Sing, why you so siau lang, so opiang, so low class one? You buat bising bising dalam Parlimen, kata DG 'takut mati'.  You pileh salah orang meh. Itu DG ada Tuhan, apa Tuhan dia kasi, mati kah, hidup kah dia terima dan tatak takut.

Kalau sudah sampai masa, mati akan datang.  You boleh mati atas katil, tepi jalan, boleh mati masa makan bak kut teh.  Tolong lah, jangan cakap DG macam itu.  Boleh jadi, you lagi takut mati!  Bila you punya datok-nenek belayar dari Tongsua ke Sarawak, lagi banyak chance untuk mati. Ada harimau, buaya, ular, kongsi gelap ugut duit, ada opium untuk kasi lupa bila badan penat dan sakit sakit. Doctor mana ada? Kalau ada epidemic penyakit, itu ang mo lang mahu masuk hutan kasi you baik kah?   Ada you punya taukeh mahu datang tengok you apa khabar?  DG punya kerja bukan hanya diri kasi news, dia singseh banyak pandeh, banyak sibuk, banyak tanggung jawab.  You ada pergi tengok tengok orang Sabah kah, ada jumpa rakyat Bintulu tanya khabar kah?

Kalau lah gua kasi you tiket kapal terbang Cathay Pacific Flight No 44, tempat duduk No 04, you tentu pucat dan  kalang kabut! Nanti mati leh!

Kenapa di Malaysia banyak bangunan tinggi tinggi, condominium atau commercial tak ada Level 4.  Kalau naik lift, sama juga, tak ada butang No 4.  Nombor 4 kasi tukar 3A!  Nombor rumah 44 tukar 43A dan 4 jadi 3A!

 Siapa takut No 4?  Siapa takut mati?

Itu nomber 4 jangan kasi cakap lah. Sama juga jangan tuduh ada orang takut mati.

Ik Neng Sar Si - One Two Three Four.  Si is Four.  Si means MATI or DIE.

Jadi siapa yang takut mati?  Sudah tentu bukan Dr Noor Hisham!!



Tolong lah.  Kita semua anak Malaysia kan?   Kita semua kata kita ada hak dalam Malaysia.  Hak itu bukan hanya untuk diri kita, orang lain pun ada hak,  hak mereka jangan di-beri hina!

You sudah lama jadi YB.  Tentu YB telah beberapa kali melafadzkan RUKUN NEGARA.


Rukun Negara yang kelima menyatakan :

KESOPANAN dan KESUSILAAN.

Perhaps we can all learn something from the DG's reply to your crass insult.  But it will cut no ice with you, as with most politicians in Malaysia.  



So, in YB Dato Sri Tiong's world, the digit 4 is absolutely taboo.  It even goes as far as in picking western names.  You may choose names like these for yourself or your daughters, like Hannah, Audrey and Teresa.  But never, never Lucy.  LU SI - it invokes a fate worse than bad luck. It means YOU DIE. It is not something you wish upon anyone, not even your worst enemy.  But to accuse someone of being afraid to die, "takut mati", is quite reprehensible and uncivilised.  Especially as YB Dato Sri Tiong King Sing belongs to a 5,000 year old (according to the late Mr Lee Kuan Yew) culture.

Here's a lively song for strutting between Bintulu and Parliament House and back to Bintulu.

May you live long and prosper.








Sunday, 8 November 2020

ELECTION - USA, November 2020. A TAPESTRY inspired by the EAGLES "Hotel California"

 



HOTEL CALIFORNIA - EAGLES










On a dark desert highway

Cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas

Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance

I saw a shimmering light

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night


There she stood in the doorway

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself

This could be heaven or this could be hell



Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor

I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place, such a lovely place






Such a lovely face




Plenty of room at the Hotel California


Any time of year (any time of year)

You can find it here


Her mind is Tiffany-twisted (mind twisted with materialism and status)

She got the Mercedes Benz

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys

That she calls friends

How they dance in the courtyard




Sweet summer sweat

Some dance to remember



Some dance to forget




So I called up the Captain

"Please bring me my wine"

He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"



And still those voices are calling from far away

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say


Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place, such a lovely place



Such a lovely face

They living it up at the Hotel California



What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)

Bring your alibis


Mirrors on the ceiling

The pink champagne on ice




And she said, "We are all prisoners here of our own device"

And in the master's chambers





Joe and Kamala



They gathered for the feast

They stab it with their steely knives


But they just can't kill the beast.


Last thing I remember

I was running for the door

I had to find the passage back 

To the place I was before



"Relax", said the night man

"We are programmed to receive



You can check out any time you like




But you can never leave"





LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY.

LONG MAY SHE/HE REIGN.


Will Malaysia pick up a few tips and hints on the theory and practice of Democracy in the West?